Your and My Secret V. 1

by David Rasmussen

Not every pushing the envelope disturbing title deserves print time… this one for instance. Thank ADVManga that nobody thought it necessary to print Volume 2 of this.

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At this rate we should have a category specifically for failed ADVManga titles that didn’t go the distance. Case in point yet another title that showed that being “freaky” isn’t always a good thing, that title from some years ago about the disturbingly freaky stuff going on in a normal high school between a wimpy male and butch female who change bodies and all hell breaks loose.

Akira Uehara is a wuss. He would be smacked around by Mr. T, piledriven by every hot female WWE wrestler, and left to die by the manly manly men of Warhammer 40K the Manly Manly Manly Men Ad… I mean Damnation whatever. (cough) Well as it turns out he has a crush on female pitbull Nanako Momoi… guess that makes him the submissive one of the relationship that doesn’t exist… which is not going to work out as they end up getting their bodies switched and all hell breaks loose.
She (now he) seems to want to keep Akira (now a she) from totally “bonding” with her body and… well… mainly doing lots and lots of masturbating and stuff, but then she goes out and totally goes all manly with his body to the point that he (she) is even banging a girl or two while seemingly “offended” that he’s having any thoughts of doing anything with her body… well, (cough cough) nothing is seen since this somehow ended up being a disturbing T for Teen 13+ title… shouldn’t this be OT for Older Teen +16?!?

The guy who is the cause of this chaos is Nanako’s crossdressing fat (bleep) of an relative who takes advantage of Akira’s spineless attitude, dresses in a way that should get him locked away for life (please lock him away), and then he vanishes on an all expenses paid trip to Hawaii paid for by the guillible Akira who thinks he’s going to help him (her)… right. Dude? He totally loves you as his “relative” if it means he can be dead lazy as he wants to be, you are such a LOSER!!

Oh, and if that’s not bad enough we might have seen the new female Akira getting possibly attracted to a male classmate which… well… actually all of this goes nowhere as any development in all of this (including Nanako’s possible lesbian attraction to a female friend she totally scored on sexually) would have carried on the the second volume that never happened. Then again considering how godawfully disturbing this read is I can see why most consider this untouchable, let alone unrepeatable with a second volume. No breakdown, I’ll just say this. For once maybe ADVManga got it right by not going there with a second volume of this title… I mean, well, DAMN! Down, book, down.

Your and My Secret should be our secret… so let’s forget about it.
1 Take Two Copies of Aria and Forget I Reviewed This Title… out of 5.