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If your guy hasn’t licked your brown-eye, how are you going to get him to do it?

Question 1:
I’m a 17 year old male. I have this problem I’m always horny. I beat off three or four times a day. I can’t stop thinking about sex. I feel like if anyone found out they would think I’m a pervert. I have had sex a few times but I’m not seeing anyone at the moment. Is this normal?
Michael

Dear Michael,

It’s relatively normal for a 17 year old to feel constantly horny.  The influx of testosterone in your body will cause you to feel that way. There are some experts that believe masturbation is more common in adolescence as opposed to adulthood because of the fluctuation of hormones. I say that’s rubbish! I know plenty of men in their 30’s and 40’s that jerk off just as much as you. 

I asked my boyfriend for his opinion on this and he said that when he was 17 he was beating off ten times a day and you should consider yourself lucky that you have such a low sex drive!

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with thinking about sex all day unless it interferes with your life.  If you can’t study for your exams because you’re day-dreaming about blow-jobs, it’s a problem.  If you can’t get your homework done because you’re too busy getting yourself off it’s a problem. If you forget to pick up your brother from soccer practice because you’re thinking about nailing the hottie in Algebra class then yes, it’s a problem.

What would other people think if they found out?  Honestly, it’s going to depend on the type of community you life in.  I’m sure that saying you’re incessantly horny will go down better in a nudist society then it would on an Amish farm.  Seriously though, I bet other guys your age feeling the exact same way. It just sometimes feels embarrassing to talk about sex and being horny when you’re a teenager.

You don’t have anything to worry about.  You’re normal.  If you’re still bothered about being horny then try some strenuous exercise.  Yes, you heard me.  Drop and give me twenty!

-Anjelika

Question 2:
I think it’s so hot when a guy licks my butt. I feel naughty, but it’s such a forbidden zone. Most guys don’t do it, but when one does, I find him so HOT! It’s hard to find a guy that will lick my butt. In the past a guy has been going down on me and just kept going. How do I find a guy that likes to do that or ask a guy to lick my butt?

Sarah

Dear Sarah,

We must be kindred spirits because I love being rimmed, however, I find it impossibly hard to ask for!

If you’re specifically looking for a guy to toss your salad why not put a post up on the NSA section of Craig’s List or try Adult Friend Finder?  I’ll bet you dollars to doughnuts that when you put up an ad asking for analingus you’ll get over 100 responses.

Things get more difficult when you’re already in a relationship.  If your guy hasn’t licked your brown-eye, how are you going to get him to do it?

I would suggest that when you and your guy are alone that you take a nice long bath.  Make sure you’re extra clean down there.  Dry off and head to the bedroom.  When he’s licking your clit, tell him to go lower and lower and lower until he reaches your anus.  He may happily keep licking.  Conversely, he may stop and retreat back to the pussy.

Some guys love licking ass.  Some guys will only do it when asked and some guys absolutely hate it.  There’s no surefire way to find out if a guy likes it besides asking outright.  I’m not a shy girl, but asking for some tongue-to-ass action always makes me feel embarrassed and dirty.  I rarely ask hence I very rarely get.

I eventually realized that there was a direct correlation between my reluctance to perform analingus and my reluctance to ask for it.  In other words, I don’t want to reciprocate, so I feel guilty for asking for it. Still this shouldn’t stop me.  In a similar vein I don’t like giving blowjobs, yet I have no problem asking for my clit to be licked.  So why is it so hard to ask for a rimming?  It’s hard because deep down in my psyche I still associate the ass / anus with being dirty.  Until I can get over those feelings asking for a rim job won’t come easily.

-Anjelika

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