It's Friday. The Apple iPhone has arrived.
And while every Apple employee gets their own piece of manna from Jobs, the rest of us get to wait in line. So hear it is, true and authentic (but not really) things overheard while waiting in line for an iPhone.
10. Spare some change? I'm trying to buy an iPhone.
9. I can't wait to ask a Mac Genius about recording video!
8."Hi, I’m an iPhone." "And I'm a RAZR"
7. It's got to be 6pm somewhere.
6. I'm here to mug the guy in front of me.
5. This is better than the time we stood in line for [Apple product here].
4. I gotta pee.
3. Well, it was this or a Zune.
2. Oh God! Not another joke about buying the giant iPhone in the window.
1. Damn it, we're downwind from Greg Packer again.
10. Spare some change? I'm trying to buy an iPhone.
9. I can't wait to ask a Mac Genius about recording video!
8."Hi, I’m an iPhone." "And I'm a RAZR"
7. It's got to be 6pm somewhere.
6. I'm here to mug the guy in front of me.
5. This is better than the time we stood in line for [Apple product here].
4. I gotta pee.
3. Well, it was this or a Zune.
2. Oh God! Not another joke about buying the giant iPhone in the window.
1. Damn it, we're downwind from Greg Packer again.
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I can’t believe...Damn, I should have waited 6 months so Apple could work out all the bugs.
Was there a iPhone top 10 on the late show with david letterman?
This was published last June. The list was made by me, not Dave. :-)