I collect evangelical pamphlets that are passed out on the street. i hope to be able to wallpaper my room with them someday. If you have any that you don’t want, DO NOT THROW THEM AWAY!!! Be sure to give them to me, you’ll be helping me complete a life goal. Thanks.
Every time I try to tell people I’m intimidating I get laughed at in my face.
For some reason, people tend to pet my head
I propose to people when I run out of things to say.
I have a huge weenis.
I Like: loller coasters, cartoons, porn… and that’s it
I Dislike: Songs with children singing in unison, People who in response to lists of likes and dislikes start quoting Jimmy Buffett and listing off “pina coladas”, “yoga” and “making love at midnight”.. YOU’RE NOT FUNNY!
