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from the sounds of 13, it sounded like leep is about to give up on life..

The man is a walking disaster. He keeps eating rice when it gives him gas. He felches friendly with lonely prostitutes down on their luck. And when he’s at his lowest the big, rubber, purple thing comes out and many rumps are left sore.

But suicidal he is not.

DZ - sometimes you write the creepiest things. Did you ever give F13 a scalp massage to cheer him up?

And you say I write the creepiest things? What’s with you and scalp massages?

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Episode 14 is up..

I uh.. I’m not even taking part in this conversation.

Apparently you have everything to gain though, Thirteeny-kins.

SMOOCH!

DZ - 26 February 2008 08:38 PM

And you say I write the creepiest things? What’s with you and scalp massages?

When I go to the salon to get the Big Red mane tamed, I usually get a scalp massage as part of the process. It’s very nice and relaxing while I’m reading The Economist. It’s like peanut butter and chocolate - two great things that are even better together.

And scalp massages are much less creepy than 70% of the stuff you suggest. I listen to every podcast, I’m paying attention.

You ever walk into a room where a few perfectly normal people are having a perfectly normal conversation, but you only overhear one or two sentences that, completely taken out of context, sound incredibly less-than-normal (and it usually has to do with kids or something about someone’s health)?

Yeah, I’m feeling that vibe here right now.

Except none of y’all’re normal.

Perfectly.

Scalp massage.  Freak.  :)

If it hadn’t been for my horses I never would have made it through college.

DZ - 27 February 2008 09:20 AM

If it hadn’t been for my horses I never would have made it through college.

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