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Damn Aaron, I hate to hear you don’t have a job.  I guess when they catch you masturbating on the job as much as you do, they have to let you go. 

I’m sure you’ll find something.  Being unemployed isn’t horrible.  I haven’t had a job for five months and I’ve really enjoyed the time to watch far too many movies.

GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOCIALISM (and wives who wear the pants)!

The way E-Dawg made me feel betterabout it was she explained with all the PTO I had stored up that I got payed outt on, I can essentially look at this time as an unscheduled vacation.  I’m trying my hardest to get a job because I seriously hate unemployment.  I get stuff done around the house, but I haven’t been without a job since I was 15. . .

That sucks, but at least you are out from under the oppressive thumb of the Breakout Media Network.