Alright folks, we got some extra copies of the latest issue of Paracinema Magazine and we want to share them with you fine Legion people. Of course we want something back. Something fun. So I’ve devised a few ways for you folks to get an awesome magazine in your hands. Besides I know you want to read our print debut, right? Here’s a taste: http://www.paracinema.net/
Here’s the deal—there are two ways to get a copy. Each person can win once, but you can try both ways if you like.
One way to win is to call us, but not with just any call. We want the sleaziest, dirtiest review of any movie you like. Tell us how much Hancock turned you on. What secret fantasies do you have about Superfly? What would you do with One-Eye if you had the chance? Tell us in the dirtiest tone you can muster. The best call wins. Please, remember to tell us who you are when you call in.
Here are the hot digits— 206 350 4030
The other way to win requires just as much creativity, but for those who are shy about calling you have a writing assignment. I want to see an exploitation treatment of your favorite mainstream film. It doesn’t have to be recent, but it has to be a film that is easily recognized and was in theaters at some point. Should Indiana Jones have been captured by circus people and forced into a life as a circus geek biting heads off snakes? Instead of Autobots caring anything about humans wouldn’t it have been better if they tortured Shia for the information they were looking for, they could transform into anal probes or equally nasty implements of torture? Anything goes, as is the case in exploitation films. So sully the good name of mainstream and come up with something nasty. I want no less then 300 words (about a third of a page, hell this post has more words than that).
Email it to us at or Personal Message me through the board.
Post any questions you want here, but do not post your exploitation treatments.
The deadline for all entries is Saturday, July 12th, 2008. F13 and I will review and vote amongst ourselves to determine the winners.
This ought to be a lot of fun and you get something awesome to boot. May the best sleazy voicemail and exploitation twist win!
