This is my hell
Posted: 04 January 2008 12:09 PM   [ Ignore ]
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I read this today and thought, if there is a hell, this would be my hell.  A Dane Cook show that never ended.

LOS ANGELES - Dane Cook has broken a Laugh Factory endurance record set less than a month ago by Dave Chappelle.

In what is becoming a heated battle between the two comedians, Cook told jokes at the Sunset Strip comedy club for 7 hours, beating the record Chappelle, 34, set at 6 hours and 12 minutes in December.

Cook went on stage Tuesday and continued until nearly 7 a.m. Wednesday, and at one point even sent out for food to keep the audience fed and happy.

“If this rivalry keeps up I’m going to turn the Laugh Factory into a bed and breakfast,” club owner Jamie Masada said.

Last April, Cook set a record with an act lasting 3 hours and 50 minutes, breaking a mark set by Richard Pryor in 1980 of 2 hours and 41 minutes. Chappelle broke the record later that month, then broke his own record in December.

Cook, 35, most recently appeared with Steve Carell in the film “Dan in Real Life.”

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Posted: 04 January 2008 02:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Dane cook may have broken Richard Pryor’s record set but it means nothing because he’ll never even come close to his level of genius.

It may be the Nicotine withdrawal but this make me legitimately angry. I want to crush Dane Cook’s skull with a fire extinguisher.

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Posted: 07 January 2008 03:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Please do.  How does someone so unfunny become so big?  He’s not a good actor and an even worse comedian.  He’s the Paris Hilton of comedy.

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Posted: 08 January 2008 12:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I completely agree...I can’t remember ever laughing at anything he has said during his stand up.

He does have charisma which I suspect is 99.9 percent of why his is so popular.

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