This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read.
DEAR ABBY: I am 28 and have a wonderful 3-year-old daughter. When I was 12, my older cousin, who was 16 at the time, fondled me, thinking I was asleep. I said nothing about it and neither did he.
That was 16 years ago. A couple of weeks ago we had sex, and now I am pregnant. Should I lie to my family about who the father is?— WORRIED IN LOUISIANA
Ok, everyone in Mississippi, Alabama and Arkansas, take a collective breath of relief. It wasn’t in your state. Now, how do you go from when I was 12 my cousin felt me up to 16 years later, I’m knocked up by him. That’s crazy. The fact that she’s 28 with a 3 year-old daughter and was felt up when she was 12 has nothing to do with the fact that she’s preggers by him now. God I love crazy people.
