http://www.popsyndicate.com/column/story/top_10_things_overheard_in_line_for_an_iphone
What didn’t make the cut but suggested by the fine folks at Apple:
“I’m an Apple fan! I don’t own a Mac, or an iPod, but I’m an Apple fan.” - actual quote
Is this the line for Spam-A-Lot?
Damn it! I’m in the wrong line!
Is there a shower around here?