Trust me I am way better looking than F13, And on Par with DZ., but not creepy so I am the alpha male of the bunch.
This is all true except for the alpha male part. I’m hung like a two-liter, automatically making me the alpha male because as we all know “he who swings the most lumber, leads the pack” and as for the lover part I’ll concede that to smooth talkin, slick willy also because I’m not sure many ladies would appreciate the mangling they’d receive from “The Devastator”
words are just that words, until I see “The Devastator” up on you tube, It is all talk.