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Over on Amazon.com’s horror DVD page, they’ve got a little section for Evil Clown movies and guess what movie is the first on the list?  Yep, ‘Fear Of Clowns’.  Here’s the link if anybody wants to check it out:

http://www.amazon.com/b/ref=amb_link_4545332_30?ie=UTF8&node=163396&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=browse&pf_rd_r=1K6BG72VCHVRGE2K3DYB&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=394874201&pf_rd_i=130

Its about halfway down the page.

This is just one step closer to worldwide domination by Kevin Kangas.

HAIL KANGAS. HAIL KANGAS.

He’s everywhere!  Look at the picture (which has only a very tenuous link to the text) here: http://www.joblo.com/arrow/index.php?id=12003 Is it a plot to take over the internets with subtle messages?

Strange, for some reason I suddenly feel like putting on clown make up and removing my shirt.

P.S. Jacky Reres = yum.

See, the genius here is that I’ve already taken over the world. You just don’t know it.

THAT’S the genius of it.

And I’m SUING--clowns with axes are totally my trademark! I’m going to be shooting Fear of Clowns 3-8 back to back(in one weekend actually), so this totally violates my trademark.