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Posted: 30 May 2008 09:37 PM   [ Ignore ]
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This happened a while back, but this is the first time I’ve seen this news bit. (Fast forward to 1:30 to see my connection)

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Then two days ago I got a letter in the mail.  I’ve scanned it for your enjoyment. (I blacked out some particulars)

THE LETTER

I thought his name looked familiar, so I googled him. Here he is:

“His statement begins with details of how Milner, then 19, lured 17-year-old Frankie Garcia to a rural Carson County barn with a promise of beer.

Once inside the barn, Milner said he hit Garcia and told him to get down on his knees. Milner then took a rifle he’d hidden in the barn and told Garcia to put the barrel of the gun in his mouth.

“He grabbed hold of the barrel and I said now put it in your mouth,” Milner told the Ranger. “And we just sat and I just kind of made him beg a little bit and then I just shot him.”

Mull asked Milner whether Garcia said anything before he died.

Milner’s reply: “He said, ‘Please, please don’t do this.“‘

When Mull asked how many times Garcia was shot, Milner said:

“Once, I made sure it was quick. The only time he suffered was when he was scared.”

After killing Garcia, Milner said he went to Lake McClellan where he knew a large birthday celebration was being held.

“My intention was to I guess rack up a body count,” Milner said in his confession.

Anyway, he was to serve three life prison sentences(he wounded but didn’t kill any of the people at the party) but some technicality knocked his sentence down. He’ll be eligible for parole somewhere in 2012 or something.

I am scoring very high in the under-valued murdering demographic.  My fans are legion! (and crazy)

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Posted: 01 June 2008 01:44 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Know your audience. This just means you have to make a horror prison movie next. (Can you make it in a women’s prison? please)

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Posted: 01 June 2008 07:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Oh my god Kangas, maybe you should get into musical comedies!!!!

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Posted: 01 June 2008 09:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Erm, no one can find your address online, can they? if so, you might wanna fix that. Especially since at least one of these freaks has a potential parole date.

That’s seriously terrifying.

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Posted: 01 June 2008 10:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Okay, so I’m going to begin working on my musical comedy set in a women’s prison. Got it!

And no, my address is not available--the state I live in doesn’t even have my correct address. (Yes, I’ve always been insanely paranoid...)

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Posted: 02 June 2008 12:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Maybe getting buddy-buddy with some survivalists can prepare for scary possibilities. At least it could provide for future movie material.

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Posted: 02 June 2008 07:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Parole in 2012??

Here’s the plan: Head to the Sangre De Cristo’s mountains with a mound of food, a rifle, 10,000 bullets, and a bible.

Crap, I just gave you my post-apocalypse survival plan.

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Posted: 02 June 2008 12:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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I own an assault rifle, but I’m 5,000 bullets shy of the 10K I need.

Also, can I substitute the Anarchist’s Cookbook for the bible? It’s much better reading, and I already own that.

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Posted: 02 June 2008 03:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Well, being 5000 bullets shy is fine if you are good shot. One shot, one kill type of person.

Yes, the anarchist’s cookbook is a totally acceptable substitute for the Bible. Personally, I’d probably go with “Ropes, Racks, and Red-Hot Pinchers: A History of Torture Through the Ages”. Just in case anyone would happen to stumble upon my mountain lair.

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Posted: 02 June 2008 03:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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If you go to the mountains can you yell “Wolverines!” at least once when you shoot someone?

When it is safe for you to come back down to your house we will broadcast over the radio.
“The chair is against the wall” means all is clear.
“John has a long moustache” means stay put.

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Posted: 03 June 2008 12:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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There is one thing I learned from that movie: no matter how good your intentions are, shooting an AK-47 at a Cobra Gunship is always a losing proposition.

I just bought that movie on DVD yesterday.

Kangas, always drink the blood. Then the soul of the deer is always with you.

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Posted: 03 June 2008 05:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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It’s funny, we(2 producers and I) watched Red Dawn Special Edition before we did the first commentary for FOC2.

(I say first, because I kind of screwed it up)

2nd time we did the commentary we watched The Wraith first. Something about those 80’s movies to get us primed for chatting about clowny clown clowns. That would be a great one for NOTLP to watch--so much cheese there it’s tasty! (And Sherilyn Fenn...yummmmmy)

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Posted: 04 June 2008 06:26 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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I’ve watched The Wraith. There is no doubt about that being a cheesy movie!!!

Red Dawn was always one of my favorite movies growing up!

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