Better than a Dirty Sanchez….....or is it?
true story: when my wife and I first started dating, she dirty sanchez’d my roommate with my ass. He was surprisingly calm about the whole thing(being a star trek admirer, he KNEW that revenge was a dish best served cold), he waited for months, until we all went camping and ate nothing but meat and beer for 3 days and proceeded to blast the most noxious odor to ever come out of a human being right in her face as he crawled into the back seat of my truck. She was furious, but as soon as we reminded her that she left my scent(and texture) on his upper lip many moons ago, she laughed it off and commended his patience in exacting revenge…ahh good times..
