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Posted: 26 January 2009 06:15 AM   [ Ignore ]
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My second venture into Nazisploitation, and this one was LOADS better than SS Hell Camp. Where SS Hell Camp just had war parts painfully tacked on, this plot in Ilsa at least made sense in context with the rest of the movie.

Ilsa and her underlings have this work camp where they do various medical tests on women in order to strengthen the German army (finding a resistance to disease or something like that)

The men seem to be there to do work, and occasionally Ilsa bangs them apparently, and if they do not please her (which they never do) she cuts their junk off and kills them I guess?

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-the torture scenes i thought were pretty well done. not overly cheesy, and i was glad they actually had reasons for the various tortures
-i thought the American’s technique for working out the escape was funny
-am i a bad person for thinking some of the scenes were hot? for instance, when the topless officers are whipping the shit out of the man and woman. the woman that played Ilsa was hot to me too.
-the woman in the boiling water was brutal!
-was the setup with the woman hanging while standing on ice done before this? i thought that was a cool scene, although i found myself wishing they showed her actually fall off the ice… i think that would have been more effective
-the officer with the bad teeth that Ilsa pees on was so sick… his singing during the ice hanging scene was awesome

 

 

 


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I thought this was solid and pretty entertaining. I wouldn’t put it in (heyy-ohh!) as something to yank to, but there is a lot of nudity, sometimes sweaty nudity, and a moderate amount of sex scenes. But it’s the various torture sequences that make this movie what it is. I guess I’m desensitized, because they didn’t bother me, but they can me pretty rough.

This has be the go-to film as a primer for Nazisploitation… everything that one would expect in the genre

If you’re interested in this genre, I would definitely recommend you check this one out and leave SS Hell Camp alone.

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Posted: 26 January 2009 01:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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I have the one with Ilsa in the Middle east, I’ll dig it up sometime and give a review. Sadly, I don’t remember too much about it.

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Posted: 26 January 2009 01:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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That would be 1976’s “Ilsa: Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks.”

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Posted: 26 January 2009 02:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Sheik Yabutti: Ilsa’s Love Donkey is coming Fall of 2009.

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Posted: 05 February 2009 02:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Ok watched Ilsa:Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks (1975), and it was actually pretty good.  There is a bit of social commentary in the beginning (U.S. dependency on Arab oil fields), relevant today, and this was 30 years ago.
Also hostages (very topical then) and a guy who talks like Kissinger.

Thornn’s body is fantastic! The black stretch-suit is hot!

There’s also:  <<<<SPOILER ALERT>>>>>>
Topless female karate (a great scene, but I think the end of that scene on my version is cut/edited ?????)
proposed rat (to the groin) and tarantula torture (doesn’t happen, tho)
lots of licking, and booby-sucking
shaving, but not the pubes!?!? (ah, the 70’s)
massages
a eunich
force-feeding w/ a grinder/contraption
fat chicks
plastic surgery scenes (including fattening a buttocks w/silicone)by a mad doctor/surgeon,
tons of extras in either Sinbad costumes or Ayatollah- fatigues and head-wraps
ant torture
eye-eating
lesbian-boob-rubbing dance
thongs
sex while wearing high heel boots
a “love-machine”
chastity belts
skeletons
body-painting with blood
a burning man
rape by a leper
a juggling little person dressed as Sinbad
all sizes of (lots and lots of) Boobies, also that 70’s pubic hair,
And the WORST acting, most mono-tone, boring leading man EVER

and the “Arab” prince is played by “Bobby Woods” , a pale-white little red-headed kid. WTF??

The two black chicks who play the bodyguards are great, they’re topless and greased, Long nails and karate scenes, I think they’re dialogue is overdubbed.

Overall, I think if any of the things on the list intrigue you, check it out.

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Posted: 08 April 2009 08:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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It was better than I was expecting it to be. It was cool to see a young George “Buck” Flower in the movie as one of Ilsa’s doctors. He starred in They Live as the crusty bum guy who jumped ship over to the alien side at the end. This movie is also great if you have a Nazi fetish or even if you have a loud sex fetish, because Ilsa sounds like she’s giving birth when dude is nailing her. So yeah, lots of sweaty sex plus castration plus uber amounts of torture equals good times, I guess.

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Posted: 08 April 2009 10:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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DZ - 26 January 2009 02:32 PM

Sheik Yabutti: Ilsa’s Love Donkey is coming Fall of 2009.

Is this for real? Couldn’t find any entry on imdb

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