lazer
/LA-zer/ , n.
a devastating weapon, often constructed of seemingly everyday materials, capable of firing bursts of devastating blue or sometimes red energy propelled in the shape of a line segment. damage from lazers range anywhere from stun to total disintegration
Can I just say, I’ve found myself using the phrase “Tough Tits” wayyyyyyy too much in life now. It’s become my go-to for just about every situation, which is kind of inconvenient.
Tough Tits: (verb)
-tuhf tits
The bulging, often oily breasts featured on male characters with high muscle mass.
see Hands of Steel, They Live, and about 84% of other films reviewed by The Gentlemen’s Guide
synonyms: man boobs
Origin: Italy
Can I just say, I’ve found myself using the phrase “Tough Tits” wayyyyyyy too much in life now. It’s become my go-to for just about every situation, which is kind of inconvenient.
Tough Tits: (verb)
-tuhf tits
The bulging, often oily breasts featured on male characters with high muscle mass.
see Hands of Steel, They Live, and about 84% of other films reviewed by The Gentlemen’s Guide
synonyms: man boobs
Origin: Italy
rock on. bulging, oily breasts. If the Dirty Dozen or the Magnificent Seven had been made in Italy, or even America in the 80’s it would own the record for most tough tits onscreen at one time. I told Sammy a few days ago that the new Stallone film, The Expendables might own the record for most tough tits in one film..
Members-Only Jackets- essential wardrobe of exploitation cinema, can be used for either hero or villian and must be an odd color scheme in order to draw attention to itself….
Spaghetti Sweat- essential fluid of italian cinema, good for lubricant purposes and shining at dusk or sunlight to deter villian from smurfin around….examples below….i.e. sweaty gods…
Mount Stachemore National Memorial, near Keystone, South Dakota, is a monumental granite sculpture by Sammy Richard and William Large , located within the United States Presidential Memorial that represents the first 100 years of the history of tough guys with tougher ‘staches in film with 60-foot (18 m) sculptures of the heads of GGtMC hall of famers (left to right):Sam Elliott (1944–present), Franco Nero (1941–present), Burt Reynolds (1936–present), and Charles Bronson(1921–2003).[1] The entire memorial covers 1,278.45 acres (5.17 km2)[2] and is 5,725 feet (1,745 m) above sea level.[3] It is managed by the Gentlemen’s society of granite curation, a bureau of GGtMC Inc Worldwide. The memorial attracts approximately two million people annually
That is smurfin awesome and I am making that my studio….
You forgot to mention that swooning females must be careful on the tourist path, the power of those moose-stashes can cause sudden moisture and fainting…. ;)
