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(out of nowhere)

F13: cat turd slingshot

M13: um what?

F13: You heard me

M13: thats a cool idea, but theres touching of cat turd involved so im not down

F13: no no it would come with little thin plastic covers for said cat turd
so it would be more aerodynamic and keep the cat turd from falling apart in flight.

M13: but then how does cat turd get on your intended target if its wrapped in plastic?

F13: thin plastic, it’d burst on contact like a horrible disgusting water balloon

M13: god damnit

I had no hand in the making of this IM discussion.

I do imagine the participants of this discussion to be no more than a room apart.

You could use paintball casing…or just use old white cat doo doo. Then it would explode into an atomic dust cloud of cat ca ca.

make it a catapult

controlled via USB

A CATapult rigged with a motion sensor could be rigged with a scoop in a litter box. anyone passing by the box would have fresh nasty flung at them.

CATaPOOlt

I think a potato gun full of cat shit would be awesome

Matt-suzaka - 31 March 2009 11:33 AM

You could use paintball casing

This process uses dual rolling inverted dimple-dies and 2 sheets of casing. RP Scherers’s advances in paintball manufacturing now rely on a gelatin-free cornstarch-based casing, which swells less in moisture and tend to break less before firing.

Given that they make pepper-ball and “the perfect paintball” used by law enforcement for use with accuracy at over 300 yards, I think they have the technology to make the “cat brown ball” work.

I think I could use some old connections if you want to set up a meeting.

I guess I just outed myself as being a retired paintball journalist.

JonesBrotherChris - 01 April 2009 08:29 AM

Matt-suzaka - 31 March 2009 11:33 AM

You could use paintball casing

I guess I just outed myself as being a retired paintball journalist.

Happy birthday! Please dont help make cat-bombs a reality!

Have I ever, on these forums, discussed the cat poo planes story I subject my other half to whenever it takes my fancy?  This followed my invention of his past chain of beauty schools and using dolphins as chimney sweeps.

Seriously, those kittens look so cute in their goggles as the planes dive in on him.

Happy birthday! Please dont help make cat-bombs a reality!

Yay Birthday!

Thanks!

I should check back more often.

Brown cat ball bad.  New episodes good.