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First clip I’ve seen. Kinda boring, but it doesn’t show ANYTHING.

http://chud.com/articles/articles/22155/1/A-CLIP-FROM-FROZEN/Page1.html

I hated Hatchet. HARDCORE. It’s horrible slasher and I thought it was directed like ass. A friend of mine said, if you have to call it old school American horror, it’s not. So true.

But, I’ve liked the shorts he’s made and he produced Grace which I adored (kind of a creepy word for it), so all can’t be bad right? I’m really looking forward to this.

Anyone seen Spiral? I’ve got a copy, but have yet to watch. Any good?

I loved Spiral.  Much better than Grace or Hatchet.

Not shocking that it’s better than Hatchet, because that movie is ass. But better than Grace huh? Hmmmmmmm. I loved Grace. If it weren’t for Inside, it would have been the favorite horror of 2008 for me.

Zach Levi in Spiral?

I’ll give it a go then, but be prepared for my wrath (it’s about 3 inches) if you have failed me Doctor!!!

I did not like Grace.  I thought he seemed unsure what direction to take it in throughout the middle.  I found the characters unlikable.  But mostly I was just pissed off at the anti medicine tone and depiction of physicians.  That’s my own personal hangup though.

I think on retrospect that Spiral was similar in one way.  I won’t get into it now for risk of spoiling anything.  But somehow it worked for me very well.

I enjoyed Hatchet quite a bit - had a handful of very effective kill scenes and a fresh, interesting new slasher, am lookin forward to the sequel - but it was hardly the second coming, as some people had claimed it to be.  Grace can go suck my balls - obnoxious, empty pile o’ dung that it was and I have not seen Spiral yet.  However, I WILL be seeing Frozen next month, something that I’m really looking forward to.  Love the premise and the trailer was very cool.  Will be seeing it at a horror fest, along with some vintage Fulci, A Lizard in a Woman’s Skin, Splice, 2001 Maniacs 2 and (f.u.c.k yes!) REC 2!!!!!

So far…anything Green has been attached to I havent liked…and I’m a bit worried about this one but I will check it out….

Hatchet brought zero to the table in terms of creativity, as far as I am concerned.  Spiral, though, I thought was a damn fine little flick.  I am looking forward to Frozen because the plot actually sounds intriguing.  I can honestly say I’ve never seen this covered in a film and it’s a phobia I can relate to.  As long as a big retarded Abominable Snowman doesnt show up in the 3rd act, I think I’ll like Frozen.

reviews coming in from Sundance all seem to be positive.

and Eskie, if a big retarded Abominable Snowman shows up in the third act, I’ll most definitely like it.

I’m gonna add that if a Yeti shows up? This film will be number 1 on my top 10 next year….

especially if it’s retarded!

Done….a retarded Yeti will make this film my fav of all time possibly….Im that easy…

Hasnt SyFy given us enough “wonderful” Yeti movies?

They indeed have given us some “wonderful” Yeti films…..

The way I see it is…if Green added a Yeti it couldnt hurt him, Hatchet was soooo over-rated that I find myself wishing a Yeti would have attacked Green with a silver dildo and a cast iron skillet…..

That thing in Hatchet sorta looked like a hairless Yeti.

Naked Eskimo - 02 February 2010 10:38 PM

That thing in Hatchet sorta looked like a hairless Yeti.

Good point….actually now that I think about it….Kane Hodder looks like a Yeti that has been shaven…

I saw this Fri night. It was pretty good, not a masterpiece but extremely entertaining. Green needs to stop writing dialogue for frat boys, but the acting, especially by Shawn Ashmore, was top notch. It was well shot and edited and the pacing was good. I am never going skiing. Sadly, there were no yetis, hairless or otherwise. But I did try taking my shirt off during the film in the theater in honor of this post, but sadly was dissuaded by my fiancé and reeses pieces. I am never going skiing, ever.