I’d f*** the ‘tude out of Booster Gold.
And screw both stars of the Brave and the Bold.
I’d like to shoot on Midnighter’s face,
and do the Flash (if he could keep up the pace).
I’d show Cap from the Ultimate Avengers DVD who’s boss,
And use Hawkeye’s pubes as dental floss.
I’d like to do Nightwing every night,
And hold Red Arrow’s body tight.
Sarge Steel could dominate me,
And on the side, Nemesis would date me.
But, if there was only one I could pick,
I’d see up close Mr. Fantastic’s d*ck.