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Posted: 08 March 2007 03:34 PM   [ Ignore ]
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I secretly want people to think I’m an urbane, world-weary hipster; they must never learn that I love Red Lobster.

I didn’t get what the big deal was with “Sandman: Preludes and Nocturnes”, and didn’t even finish it.  I thought it was lame.

Whew, I feel so much better.

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Posted: 08 March 2007 05:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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I don’t like Superman.

I don’t see what the fuss about Ms. Marvel is all about. I didn’t enjoy the recent Rogue/Dopplecarol storyline. Maybe if I’d read it from the start.

Now, the one that might get me booted: Phil Jimenez is a great artist, but please, Hera, don’t let him write a script again.

Still love me?

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Posted: 08 March 2007 05:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Of course we still love you, T3.  This is an exercise of love and tolerance, not judgment and condemnation.  That exercise is at my parents’ house on Thanksgiving.

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“Who hasn’t traded some quick sex in a toilet cubicle for a sawbuck before?” --Deven Green

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Posted: 08 March 2007 06:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Ok, I’ll admit it - I don’t like Dazzler. Please don’t send the CBQ goons to rough me up.

Oh, and I stole a hamster from a pet store once.

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You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.

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Posted: 08 March 2007 07:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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I hated the first X-men movie, let’s not talk about X3, Superman Returns made me ill, Superman II the Donner Cut was a mess, the current Wonder Woman series is a travesty, and why, oh why, do we need Terry Dodson when we have Adam Hughes, clones are supposed to evolve into something else...not stay the …

Waitaminute, I’m supposed to confess, not rant

I actually own all of the aforementioned crap above because I’m a collect-a-holic and I like to bitch and moan.

*sigh*

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Posted: 08 March 2007 07:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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I want to lock Geoff Johns naked in a cage in my basement and make him write me comics.

-walt

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Posted: 08 March 2007 09:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Well, if we’re confessing, “Bless me Father for I have sinned, it’s been quite some time since my last confession.”

I like listening to ABBA.

When I was a wee lass (about 4), I wanted to be Superman so bad, that I begged my parents to give me a Superman haircut. I even had the little forehead curl. I practised “flying” by running and jumping with a red cape. I was such a little boy back then.

I haven’t finished reading “The Invisibles” even though I won the entire series in a raffle. I should probably get on that.

Yeah.

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Posted: 08 March 2007 11:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Jane - 08 March 2007 09:06 PM

I like listening to ABBA.

You monster! That’s just unforgivable. I just hope you don’t sing along to ABBA while dressed as Superman.

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Posted: 09 March 2007 12:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I make a chart to keep track on the TV shows I watch.  I use TVGuide.com to know what’s going to be on 2 weeks in advance.  That way I can plan my non-existant social calendar.  there is almost NOTHING for the next 2 weeks.  I have only 12 hours blocked out and one hour overlaps.

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Posted: 09 March 2007 05:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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I killed a beloved super-hero.  but it’s really not my fault because my therapist brain-washed me.

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Posted: 09 March 2007 05:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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I confess to using the internet at work even though I was explicetly told not to.

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“The vibrating noise you may hear in the background is my balltrimmer.” - T3 or just Tim

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Posted: 09 March 2007 06:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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I have a weird S&M;fantasy about Ann Coulter whipping me while saying her usual talking points.

“Yes mam, I am a dirty liberal who deserves four more years!”

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Posted: 10 March 2007 09:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Jane - 08 March 2007 09:06 PM

When I was a wee lass (about 4), I wanted to be Superman so bad, that I begged my parents to give me a Superman haircut. I even had the little forehead curl. I practised “flying” by running and jumping with a red cape. I was such a little boy back then.

That is insanely cute, Jane.  :-) When I was in junior high, I shaved off half my eyebrows so that I could draw in Spock eyebrows slanting upwards.  This was not nearly as cute.  My family was horrified.  Fortunately, I was smart enough to wait until the summer, so getting beaten up at school for it wasn’t a risk.

I have enough DirectTv/Tivo connections to watch or record 7 shows at once.  I haven’t needed more than 4 of them at once yet, but you never know.

I don’t get the common gay guy fascination with Wonder Woman, Dazzler, and other female heroines… and yet my favorite TV show of all time is a squeaky-voiced girls anime.

I’m a buddhist, believe in non-violence, and yet when I hear people doubt global warming and the need to institute drastic and immediate changes in how we contribute to it, I just want to beat them in the head with a rock over and over until the Cheung/Dell splash page shows only red.  I’m working on that.  :-)

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Posted: 10 March 2007 10:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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I’m trying to figure out what a little kid with half-eyebrows would look like.  Please tell me there are pictures of this…

I used to tie a towel around my neck and jump off the back porch over and over again, shouting, “I’m BATMAN!” For hours and hours.  I have to think it was kind of creepy.

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Posted: 10 March 2007 11:41 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Your Pal Eric - 10 March 2007 10:22 AM

I’m trying to figure out what a little kid with half-eyebrows would look like.  Please tell me there are pictures of this…

Alas, no.  The closest I can get is a college picture of me posed heroically on a rock, gazing up into the distance, in a bathing suit and towel-cape.  My friend has that on her family pictures wall; I really should get a scan of it, ‘cause there’s no humiliation like self-humiliation!  :-)

I used to tie a towel around my neck and jump off the back porch over and over again, shouting, “I’m BATMAN!” For hours and hours.  I have to think it was kind of creepy.

Only if it was last weekend.  It wasn’t last weekend, was it?

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Posted: 10 March 2007 11:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Jane - 08 March 2007 09:06 PM

When I was a wee lass (about 4), I wanted to be Superman so bad, that I begged my parents to give me a Superman haircut. I even had the little forehead curl. I practised “flying” by running and jumping with a red cape. I was such a little boy back then.

Too bad we weren’t neighbors, Jane. I used to pretend I was Wonder Woman, and stole some yellow rope from my dad’s boat and used it as my magic lasso. I used blue sweat bands for my bracelets and a red t-shirt and blue underroos for the rest of the costume. When I was about 4 or 5 I took my pants off and stood on the picnic table of the park where my family was having a reunion, and proclaimed that I was Wonder Woman (having worn said blue underoos underneathe. I even twirled (throwing my pants like a stripper).

That was the last family reunion we went to.

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