Too bad we weren’t neighbors, Jane. I used to pretend I was Wonder Woman, and stole some yellow rope from my dad’s boat and used it as my magic lasso. I used blue sweat bands for my bracelets and a red t-shirt and blue underroos for the rest of the costume. When I was about 4 or 5 I took my pants off and stood on the picnic table of the park where my family was having a reunion, and proclaimed that I was Wonder Woman (having worn said blue underoos underneathe. I even twirled (throwing my pants like a stripper).
That was the last family reunion we went to.
Oh my f*ucking wow! That’s brilliant! You are so my hero!