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So this weekend I was getting ready to leave the house and I think I was listening to Anti-Fanboy and I had the TV on.  MTV had a Exposed marathon on.  So as I was about to leave they have a gay episode on.  First, are all the gayboys they have on there flaming queens.  If it isn’t both it’sd at least the one hidden in the van.  Oh if you don’t know, this is the show where one person has a choice of 2 people to date but little do the interviewies know, the guy/girl/trannie’s BF is hidden in a van with magical gizmos that can tell if the guys/girls/trannies or lying.  Also the BF is talking to the interviewer through an earpiece.  OH IT"s TOTAL TRASH, but addictive as Pringles.  So this Gapish guy is the interviewer and his BF, Matthew Fashion ( Bobby Trendy was already taken) is in the van.  The boys he’s choosing from one is Gapish as well and the other is kinda trendy/funky but works a server at The Olive Garden.  When he tells his rival it’s like “I WORK AS A (head down and starts to trail off)  server at the Olive Garden…” ok getting to the good part…. Matthew tells his frien to ask them “Would it matter if I only had one ball?’ So Gapish guy does the whole no it’s a bout the person and blah blah blah.  Olive G. well I actually have dated someone with only one ball and it din’t make a difference.  So I’m laughing crazy because he’s beingt so sincere and it was a complete joke question.  then they are asked, “what I had no balls?”  Gapish - well i don’t know… Olive G. I actually have an ex that didn’t have any.  Well he was a Hermaphordite and actally had a vagina as well but he choses to live like a guy.  I really liked him.

I lost my mind.  In fact I’m still laughing. 

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This so reminds me of a gay episode of Parental Control…the MTV show where parents who hate their kid’s boy/girlfriend get to pick two new blind dates in hope the boy/girlfriend will get dumped in favor of one of the new dates.

Let me just first say that the things the deadbeat boy/girlfriends say to the parents as they watch the blind date on tv is atrocious. I’ve seen sexual innuendo, sticking asses in mom’s faces, spitting…it’s awesome.

So in the gay episode my sister and I watched on xmas, the victimized gay son is sooo gross…but his abusive boyfriend looks like a god. So sexy!!! Immediately I knew this show was fake, but kept watching anyway. My sister and I kept praying that one of the dates would opt for the hot abusive boyfriend instead of the show’s fug contestant. But that defies the rules of Parental Control.

The two blind dates are gorgeous too!!  Date 1 went well, even tho victimized gay son was no fun at all. Date two went even better, even tho they made plaster casts of their bare torsos, and victimized gay son almost cried when he saw his own torso compared to his date’s.

So victimized gay son tells Date 2 to get lost…even tho Date 2 didn’t cringe when he touched victimized gay son like Date 1 did. Then, between the abusive hot boyfriend and as-hot-as-the-abuser Date 1…he picks Date 1 and tells his abusive boyfriend to take a hike. His parents cheer!

THEN, mine and my sister’s dreams came true, Date 1 says “no thanks, I want your boyfriend!” and they start viciously making out in front of the jilted fug and his parents. Aaaaahhh, the shame of gay MTV.

Don’t even get me started on gay Next.

It blows my mind how catty the gay boys and chicks are.  While it’s cool that they are doing same-sex episodes but the guys who get featured are such Queens.  Don’t get me wrong, it takes a strong man to be a Queen but ...wow they put MY diva moments to shame.

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