Cute, but I let my optimism get the better of me, and deluded myself into thinking that the spider was attracted to the spiderboy, not the Mary Jane. Even though I could see that something was going on with the spider from the very beginning, and even though I could read the fine print that this was a video for the movie and knew that they wouldn’t be so unconventional—still, it never crossed my mind that he was attracted to the girl until he actually kissed her instead of spiderboy. Bother.
I need my morning cup of coffee to console me. Sweet, sweet caffeine… you’ll never let me down, will you?
