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Posted: 27 April 2007 07:46 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Ask the minion any question and receive any answer!

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Posted: 27 April 2007 08:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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White or wheat?  With crust or without?

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Posted: 27 April 2007 08:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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My partner and I are going to Game Night at our lesbian friends’ house tomorrow night.  What should I wear?

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Posted: 27 April 2007 09:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Linnea:  Prefer Italian with Noo crust…or NOTHING AT ALL!!!

Walt: You shall wear nipple bells, red stilettos and a bee hive…or NOTHING AT ALL!!!

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Posted: 27 April 2007 09:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Perfect bloody mary recipe?

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Posted: 27 April 2007 10:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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1 hot vampire, 1 Mary Lou Retton, Salt, pepper, 1 long stalk of celery
Hold Mary Lou down, have vampire drain blood and spit into glass of choice. sprinkle salt and pepper on mary lous’ head, give vampire celery stalk and drink.
sometimes tobasco sause is good too.

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Posted: 28 April 2007 11:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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1) In that the current state of any multimolecular abstract is moving, what would the divisible be of the square root of the abstract moving at half the speed of light times pi?

2) Name two of the many allusions detailed in Coleridge’s Kubla Kahn.

3) How do you end a good date: kiss, facial or creampie?

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Posted: 28 April 2007 01:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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1) my final answer is 21; simply it is the best number though i do really like pi

2) this does not appear to be a question ttt

3) with a dirty sanchez of course!

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Posted: 28 April 2007 03:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Should I go see The Invisible or Fracture?

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Posted: 28 April 2007 05:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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max, i would say to go see fracture while you’re invisible.

however, both movies suck so this question is moot!

NEXT!!!

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Posted: 28 April 2007 07:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Minion - what should I get for my mother for Mother’s Day this year?

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Posted: 29 April 2007 12:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Some Depends and a jar of honey of course. Then again she might just want a nipple ring.  Put your choices in a hat and pick one.  If you pick the nipple ring, I suggest you do the piercing yourself, that way it will mean more.

CACAaaaw!

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Posted: 29 April 2007 02:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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I am considering moving into the fast paced world of Henching. What sort of take home pay am I looking at? Health insurance? Dental? Jet Packs?
I have asma. How much of a drawback will that be if my work environment is a hollowed out Volcano?

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Posted: 29 April 2007 07:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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Capt. Jack-

It is purely all about loyalty, a real job is required or some sort of fund raising.

and as far as the asthma,  if you are referring to the hive as a “hollowed our volcano” like in Austin Powers, then we a have an anti-partical munitions room. 


I am looking forward to seeing your resume

I have typed!

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Posted: 29 April 2007 07:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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correction “hallowed out volcano”

now let us move on!

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Posted: 30 April 2007 10:36 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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#21, if you were a “hero” from the TV show “Heroes” what power would you have?

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