Retribution by Amanda Rush - It’s a Japanese horror film that aims to be something different from the usual Ringu/Ju-On mold, but the only way that Retribution distinguishes itself is by sucking. The story of a detective driven to solve the murder of an unknown woman in red, Retribution… Read More...

The Cottage by Matt Rox - Half a bungling crime story plus half a gross slasher flick equals fantastically sick humor in this British horromedy. The Cottage from writer/director Paul Andrew Williams (best known as the writer/director of… Read More...

Don’t Go In The Woods by Madison Carter - Inept, amateurish and completely lacking in plot, this may be one of the best slasher film DVD releases ever! If you were alive in 1981, there’s a good chance you made a slasher film. Whether you directed… Read More...

P2 by Patrick Martin - P2 is the latest psychological thriller from Alexandre Aja, who brought us the likes of HIGH TENSION and THE HILLS HAVE EYES remake. One might expect some original thrills and twists, but sadly, with the exception of the parking garage setting, P2 is about about as original as a baloney sandwich. I’m struggling very hard not to make the terrible reviewer-style pun, saying, “‘P2?’… Read More...

Blue Eyes of the Broken Doll by Stefan Halley - The French attempt to create an Italian giallo. I’ve seen tons of giallo’s (Italian murder mysteries from the 60’s and 70’s)… Read More...

One Missed Call by Patrick Martin - Bogged down with stilted, unimaginative direction, a meandering, logic-free, clichéd mess of a screenplay and a cast that seems to be heavily sedated, ONE MISSED CALL’s single greatest flaw is that it’s exactly what a horror movie should not be: BORING! One Missed Call is the latest in a seemingly never-ending tsunami of glossy Hollywood remakes… Read More...

The Dracula Saga by B. Bryant - A nice little Gothic romp through the Dracula mythos. I’ve not seen a great deal of Spanish horror films, but if this film is any indication, sign… Read More...

Die Zombiejager by Stefan Halley - pure sleazy madness that makes you wonder what drugs the filmmakers were taking while making it. You ever see a movie and think, what the hell did I just watch?  Die Zombiejager falls… Read More...

The Sister of Ursula by Stefan Halley - Forgettable giallo that offers huge amounts of nudity and a killer schlong. Severin Films is the DVD leader in lost erotic films.  For every gem they find like Satan’s… Read More...

Cloverfield by Madison Carter - The monster movie event of the year. Hated it in theaters? Give it a second chance. Few films over the last decade have mounted as beautifully chaotic a marketing scheme as Cloverfield,… Read More...

Inside: Unrated by Stefan Halley - Torture pron done right. I don’t know what’s going on in France these days, but the two most violent horror films… Read More...

Wicked Dead: Snared by Sara Huter - Stefan Petrucha and Thomas Pendleton’s third teen novel in the Wicked Dead series is difficult to put down.  Lindsay is on her way to the family shack for vacation where she doesn’t know anyone and she… Read More...

Carver: Unrated by JE Smith - Pointless, artless, remorseless brutality. And not in a good way. Not that I would ever expect truth in advertising, but the box art for Carver would have you… Read More...

Black House: Unrated by Amanda Rush - I will not be ignored, Jun-Oh. From the opening menu, with its soft, melodic music and semi-muted thunder crashes, Black House… Read More...

Alien vs. Predator- Requiem by Angela Eve - Aliens, Predator, Pred-alien… massive amounts of bloodshed and a cheesy almost romance thrown in… who could ask for more? I am a fan of the whole alien and predator theme in these movies. After the last one ended, I was… Read More...