Born in 1971, with a chainsaw in one hand, and a machete in the other, this deformed, depraved, confused, and adored young man rose through the ranks of slashers and slaughterers, to a point where the fame was destined to bring him down. And when he fell, he fell hard. Between the drugs, booze, and lusty women, he was unable to pull himself back up. When he woke up chained to a rock in the bottom of a lake, he knew it was time to change his life for the better. That is when he found the lord Jeebus (tm).