Thursday, 11/22/2007 - 7:06 pm
by Chris Williams
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BSG Celluloid Closet Cop Out Revealed [Warning: Spoilers]
Who's a what? Is there a closet? Is celluloid a new galaxy or something? Click for cryptic reveal.It’s not every day one discovers Ensign Ro is a jilted lesbian lover in a parallel universe, but does this snazzy little plot point need to lead to the death of innocent civilians and prisoner torture?
I figure that if you discover your lover is a toaster, make some m.f. toast! More toast, less death.
Remember: gay = genocide. So hold that slash fiction on Adama and Helo, it’ll only end in tragic cliché.
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