10/18/2007
by Stefan Halley
“Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I’ll give you a hint. It’s in my diaper and it’s not a toaster.”
—Stewie Griffin
Airing SUNDAY, NOV. 4 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
FAMOUS STEWIE QUOTES
STEWIE: “There’s always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it’s not so much that I want to kill her, it’s just, I want her not to be alive anymore.”
STEWIE: “Easy! Massage the scalp. You’re washing a baby’s hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk.”
STEWIE: “Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here!”
LOIS: “Stewie, why don’t you play in the other room?” STEWIE: “Why don’t you burn in hell?”
MEG: “Everybody! Guess what I am?” STEWIE: “Hmm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?”
STEWIE: “When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.”
STEWIE: “Damn you, vile woman! You’ve impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb. Very well then. Mark my words. When you least expect it, your uppance will come!”
STEWIE: “Well, well, Mother. We meet again. LOIS: Stewie? I thought I tucked you in an hour ago. STEWIE: Not tightly enough, it would seem. And now, you contemptible harpy, I shall end your oppressive reign of matriarchal tyranny!”
FAMILY GUY TRIVIA
1. What is Quagmire’s profession? Pilot
2. What is the name of the bartender at The Drunken Clam? Horace
3. What is Joe’s wife’s name? Bonnie
4. When Peter gets drunk, what instrument is he able to play exceptionally well? The piano
5. What street do the Griffins live on? Spooner Street
6. What is the name of Stewie’s toy bear? Rupert
7. What state is Quahog in? Rhode Island
8. Name the actors who have voiced the character of Death? Adam Carolla and Norm MacDonald
9. What is Stewie’s first name? Stewart
10. What is Stewie’s middle name? Gilligan
11. How many strands of hair does Stewie have on his head? Nine
12. What instrument does Lois play and teach? Piano
13. Who voices Peter, Brian and Stewie Griffin among others? Seth MacFarlane
FAMILY GUY CLIPS
FAMILY GUY” 100TH EPISODE CLIPS WILL BE AVAILABLE IN BROADCAST QUALITY ON http://WWW.FOXFLASH.COM
ON FRIDAY, OCTOBER 19